“Post, Tag, Repeat: The Circle of Social Life!”

Welcome to the never-ending game of Post, Tag, Repeat—your daily workout routine for your fingers (and your self-esteem). It all starts with the post—you know, that highly curated, totally spontaneous selfie where you pretend to be having the time of your life, even though you’re actually just waiting for your pizza delivery.

Then comes the tag. Oh, the tag. This is where you strategically tag your besties, your crush, your mom, and—let’s be honest—your dog. Maybe you throw in an ex just to spice things up (because who doesn’t love a little “look at me now” moment?). You’re not just posting; you’re creating a web of connections, like Spider-Man, but with more hashtags and less crime-fighting.

Next up, you sit back and wait. You wait for the likes. You check every 10 minutes to see if your “perfectly imperfect” pic has made it into Instagram’s Hall of Fame. Does it matter if you get 5 likes or 50? Nope! You’re just here for the dopamine hit.

Finally, the most important part of the cycle: Repeat. Because who needs to leave the couch when you can post, tag, and scroll endlessly until you’ve forgotten what sunlight even looks like?

So, grab your phone, check your reflection for that “I woke up like this” vibe, and remember the three simple rules: Post, Tag, Repeat. And repeat. And repeat. And repeat…

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