There are few people in this world who are happy with their boss while a major of the population can't wait for the day their boss doesn't turn up at work. There are days when you wish you could give some brutally honest answers to all the stupid questions your boss ask you. Here are a few 1. Boss: Why are you late? Me: You never ask me why I am going home late ! 2. Boss: Why did u not come up with more ideas when you had so much time? Me: I already get underpaid for my work, you still expect me to do more! 3 Boss: So what if you work late, I work late as well Me: Unfortunately, I don't get paid as much as you do as well. 4. Boss: I need it right now, can you make it quick? Me: Even Maggie does not get ready in 10 minutes and this is more than Maggie. 5. Boss: Why didn't I see you online yesterday? Me: Because I had important things to do rather than bother about you noticing me online. 6. Boss: I need you to come a bit early tomorrow. Me: I need you to raise my salary a bit for the rest of the year. 7. Boss: Why do you want a leave? Me: Because I do not enjoy a paid vacation like you.
